"When you are the source of misery at the workplace, it is always good to be humble and apologise with something like "I'm sorry you didn't bother to read my email"; or "I'm sorry you are the only one who couldn't understand my simple step-by-step guide". If you find yourself apologising frequently, it's time to dig up your CV. And you can thank me for that."
*****
"We always wear a mask at work whether we like it or not. I'm so glad to
finally found someone who knows her way around the company whom I can
confide in. I poured my heart out to her while she listened attentively
without interrupting. And when I finished my piece, she whispered
"meow", licked her paw and darted into the drain."
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*****
"I forgave the new flamboyant department honcho who totally ignored
my presence and my friendly smile when I bumped into him, since his gaze
was fixated at my pretty female colleague walking next to me. I would
also ignore all fat nerds on the streets and look at their companions in
envy or sympathy."
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