Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  

2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.

3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 

4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.

5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or funny pics circulated ad nauseam here. Your Facebook feeds should have all the latest gossip. 

Lastly, no racial, religious or political shit. I like my readers to have a good time here. The world is depressing enough.


I've thought long and hard on how to promote my humour blog. One way is to get someone famous to plug it and it will go viral. Perhaps I can be famous myself and promote my blog! But then again, if I'm famous, then I don't need to promote it so much and I can just write for leisure like what I'm doing now...which means I've already reached my goal!

An alternative look at 20 advertising slogans

Advertising slogans serve to push the company's products and services into the hearts and minds of their target customers just enough for them to open their wallets. Here's my personal take on 20 famous words of wisdom coined over the decades, and my attempt to decipher their actual meanings.