Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  

2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.

3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 

4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.

5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or funny pics circulated ad nauseam here. Your Facebook feeds should have all the latest gossip. 

Lastly, no racial, religious or political shit. I like my readers to have a good time here. The world is depressing enough.


I've thought long and hard on how to promote my humour blog. One way is to get someone famous to plug it and it will go viral. Perhaps I can be famous myself and promote my blog! But then again, if I'm famous, then I don't need to promote it so much and I can just write for leisure like what I'm doing now...which means I've already reached my goal!

An unscientific look at Singapore hawker stall signboards

Singapore is without a doubt, a food paradise offering all kinds of cuisine to suit your palate. And our hawker centres are a good source for meals and snacks at affordable prices...at least for now.
Rather than joining the battalion of food bloggers and critique on the dishes, let me instead discuss the various types of stall signboards for a change. Needless to say, these signboards have absolutely no bearings to the food they serve, nor should you draw any conclusion for that matter.



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Food, glorious food

At a relative's house, enjoying the best Lunar New Year seafood steamboat while watching live English Premier League soccer. I'm in heaven parking myself in the best seat in the house.

I'm heeding the doctors' advice to take my meals with moderation during this Lunar New Year festive season by just having ONE feast. It started on Thursday and will end on Sunday which includes occasional breaks and spreads across four locations around the country. It literally takes guts to be the last man burping.

Winston’s Equations on Food:

1. Burger set = balanced diet
2. Things that fly, crawl, swim = food
3. Things with roots = not food
4. Dishes with unpronounceable names = yucky /expensive stuff
5. Free lunch = winning a Scratch & Win contest = impossibility

Free food

I always love this time of the year when you can have a buffet meal for FREE at Chinatown! For starters, dig in to some prawn crackers with flavoured peanuts and pumpkin seeds; for mains, you can have Taiwan mochi in more than 30 flavours with seaweed and Japanese mushroom as side dishes. For dessert, why not try some cold refreshing Taiwan fruit jelly and flush down with a hot cup of coffee. For after-dinner show, you can watch DVDs of Chinese New Year songs. Who says Singapore is an expensive city? Burp!