Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Happy V Day....meh
Shopping malls have been blaring Lunar New Year ditties ad nauseam for
the past 1 month. I hope the smart ones can quickly switch their
playlist to love ballads in time for Valentine's Day this Sunday.
Wholesome songs of yesteryears like Bump 'n' Grind (R Kelly), I'll Make
Love To You (Boyz II Men), and Sweat A La La La Long (Inner Circle)
would surely send heartbeats soaring, and our government happy 9 months
later.
Friday, 5 February 2016
Happy 2016 Lunar New Year....meh
Everyone knows I'm a straight talker so I wouldn't bore you with any auspicious greetings this Lunar New Year. So for 2016, I hope everyone will LOSE big time...on your weight; CRY a lot...with tears of joy; and HURT badly...at your belly from laughing too much.
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A friendly reminder for those giving out red packets to give out those with monkey motifs first. If not, you would have to wait 12 years later to use them. Similarly, if you are the hoarder, it is time to dig up those retro primates you kept since 2004. Your impish nephew couldn't care less since he would be more interested in what's inside the monkey than how it looks.
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