Five reasons why Lunar New Year is better than Xmas:
1. You receive only one type of present from everyone- $$$, and with
it, you can buy your own present, instead of the crappy stuffs you
received over Xmas.
2. You can save $$$ and recycle your
unwanted chocolates received over Xmas to treat your guests. If you have
none left, feel free to tabao some from the places you visited and
offer at your house.
3. Twelve days of Christmas celebration is long, but Spring Festival lasts 15 days- 3 more days to feast and gamble.
4. "Merry Christmas" and "Peace on Earth" are no match for more
practical and auspicious greetings of Prosperity and Good health.
5. Only those homes visited by God of Fortune at the beginning of the
year will have enough $$$ for good ol Santa to work his magic in
December. Where you think Santa's budget comes from?
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