Too proud to beg,
Too dumb to steal,
Too shy to ask,
Too stiff to learn,
Too meek to reject,
Too smart to admit any of that
*****
I
don't go into discussions about whether I see my proverbial cup as
half-empty or half-full. Because I always make sure my cup is
overflowing at all times...with ice-cold beer. When I'm at play, it will
be quench my thirst. When I'm at work, it will be dumped on those
idiots who step on my toes, which I constantly need refilling!
*****
A senior and longtime middle-aged female colleague had this weird notion
that I'm still single and wanted to intro a 'sweet girl with inner
beauty' to me. While the identity of this girl will forever be a
mystery, it is a bigger puzzle why my colleague thinks I make a good
partner when my wife has been trying hard to seek a refund for this
product that has grown bigger and softer. She should know that returned
goods can only be accepted in its original state and unused.
*****
A good colleague used the 'F- word' on me today in front of others. I
couldn't believe my ears that she would use such obscene language. But
after my initial outrage subsided, I have to agree that I've grown fat.
*****
Planned obsolescence is a despicable strategy employed by tech giants to
force you to 'upgrade' to their latest gadgets after only a few good
years of usage. I discovered this practice has infiltrated the fashion
industry as well, since my pants bought within the last two years all
shrank at the same time now!
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