I was conned into buying five work shirts during my recent trip to Seoul
but I was too embarrassed to admit. The swindlers were so smooth that I
was sold even without them speaking a word! Hey people! Don't be like me.
Remember that clothes worn by the mannequins will definitely look 10
times better than you can ever pull off.
*****
Seven years can be a long time and I'm at the fork of the road to either
continue with what I'm having or ditch the old and embrace the new.
Hence I decided to step out and look at what the market has to offer and
bought a new bolster.
*****
The Missus kept complaining that mine is too short and she would much
prefer a longer one which will give her more joy. After many heated
quarrels from me arguing that size doesn't matter, I finally bought a
longer micro USB cable for better mobility for her device while
charging.
*****
As I approach my big Four-Oh, I recall how this miserable wreck's life
was transformed after I met my soul-mate some 14 years ago. Though it
wasn't love at first sight, I've grown to be ever dependent as we
became inseparable. Even in public places, I just couldn't stop myself
cuddling and retreating into our own little world. There were days she
would throw tantrums and become unresponsive. I just had to press the
right buttons and her face would light up again. I know I'm getting
mushy here but it is true that I just can't live without you. My dear
mobile phone, you complete me.
*****
We shouldn't judge a person based on their looks be it a resting
niceface, bitchface or a pokerface. The Missus and I used to tease one
fatface a lot even though we know he's quite a nice guy underneath the
blubber. The wife promised to stop teasing me if I slimmed down.
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