(Photo taken at Munich Marienplatz Neues Rathaus (new town hall) |
In most government buildings, pay-per-use public washrooms like these
are your best bet. They can be expensive, but they are always clean and
well-maintained. I've read that there are locals who would just jump
over without paying as a form of protest against the high price. But as a
tourist, I would rather abide the law and not risk getting my face
splashed on their social media.
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(Photo taken at Munich Central Train Station) |
These Rail & Fresh washrooms can be found at most train stations.
Entry is at a whopping €1 but you can get a 50-cent voucher in return
which you can redeem against your purchase at certain shops located at
the station. And in some places, you can also top up your water bottle
from their water dispenser and charge your mobile devices from their
power outlets.
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(Photo taken at Paulaner Bräuhaus in Munich) |
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(Photo taken at Schmalznudel - Cafe Frischhut, Munich) |
Taking the next logical step in shortening the words on the door, much to the frustration of tourists, you will get a cryptic 'D' and 'H'. This establishment did a cheeky painting with two little signposts marked 'Damen' and 'Herren', which most tourists in urgent need to relieve themselves would miss.
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(Photo taken at Weihenstephaner restaurant, Berlin) |
There are those washrooms with doors plastered in colourful maypole design with the restaurant's name prominently displayed in the middle, leading the unwitting customer to assume that the door leads to the kitchen or VIP dining room at first glance. On closer inspection at the streamers, you will find 'Gents' and 'Ladies' written in several languages and the male and female symbol at the bottom. All vital information hidden in plain sight.
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(Photo taken at Hans im Glück, Munich) |
The most head-scratching sign I've seen in a restaurant were these written in a German regional dialect (I think). Thankfully, I've only encountered it once. If you are too shy to ask the service staff which one you should use, you can either wait for a local to enter/exit from either one of the two doors, or if you can't hold it any longer, you still have a 50-50 shot at choosing the right one. Burschn is Gents by the way.
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The following are taken in the Gents
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(Photo taken at Hutt'n Essen & Trinken, Nuremberg) |
This is a thoughtful idea of placing the newspaper tabloid section at the urinals for some communal reading of the latest gossips you can piss at.
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(Photo taken at Zum Gulden Stern Historische Bratwurstküche, Nuremberg) |
Don't think for one second that the extreme right urinal offered the most privacy. If you are done using it and found the middle urinal in use, you would find yourself in the awkward situation of waiting for the guy to finish his business before you can exit and you wouldn't know where to look!
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Urinal in a stall? WTF? And of all places, this is located at the German Parliament building, Deutscher Bundestag (Reichstag building) in Berlin. Perhaps this is the German way of telling the world that they are very focused in doing only one thing at one time.
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