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Friday, 21 December 2012

End of the world

Since tomorrow is the end of the world, I'll spend my last day today doing the things that I always wanted to do: taste my Mum's delicious home-cooked dinner, kiss my wife.... Wait...that's what I've been doing everyday! So today perhaps I should kiss my Mum and taste my wife's cooking, which is as delicious as my Mum's. I have to be careful with what I say in case I end before the world does!

Sunday, 4 November 2012


I've finally ditched the phone and embraced the phablet that comes with a multi-purpose stick that is ideal for all situations: as a toothpick, nose/ear digger, or poke obnoxious passengers in a crowded train. So don't be surprised to see a bulge in my pants - it could be anything!

Friday, 7 September 2012

Giant pandas

I don't understand the big hooha over the arrival of the giant pandas. With my dark eye rings and chubby frame, I'm already the resident panda in my house and office. funny I don't have female colleagues running up to me for a cuddly hug. Think I need work on my lack of fur.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Draw Something

Draw Something is really drawing something out of my long-forgotten childhood. I’ve drawn more stick figures, animals and houses in the past few weeks than my infant years. And it comes as no surprise that they still look the same!