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Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Fowl Play

The best Year of the Rooster ad campaigns should showcase something more palatable rather than huggable. Instead of cute chick plushies, think roast chicken. Aren't we taught not to play with our food?


In the Year of the Rooster, I hope people will talk fewer cocks, engage in lesser fowl play and may we finally discover why it crossed the road.

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Happy fucking new year

For something already bad, adding more will only make it worse. Just remember that 2017 is 2016 plus 1.