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Saturday, 28 December 2013

Out Of office

Tis the time of the year when you send an email, you will receive an out-of-office auto reply 9 out of 10 times, with the last recipient forgetting to turn on the feature. So it begs the question why we even bother working this week.

Wednesday, 4 December 2013


I must treat my blog friedns wih respect when they read my posts, so and must and update coherntly with no typo and grammer msitakes and not be distracted and leave the p

Tuesday, 3 December 2013


Outlet at IMM with a store name that explains perfectly what it sells to the Hokkien-speaking customers: shirts and pants.


(Winston on the way to toilet for 'BIG meeting')
Boss>Winston: You getting lunch? can tabao for me?
Devil Winston: Sure! My treat, hot from the oven!
Angel Winston: Sure!
Angel>Devil: This is appraisal period with bonu$ hanging in the balance. Be nice can?
Devil: Orh...

Chicken rice

At Wee Nam Kee Chicken Rice: I was quite shocked when I saw an extremely health-conscious female diner not only removed the skin from the roasted chicken breast meat, but also requested for plain rice instead of the to-die-for fragrant chicken rice. It is like eating laksa without cockles; McDonald's meal without fries; chwee kuay without the chai poh. What's life if we eat to live and not live to eat. YOLO

Winston's tried and tested tips on surviving happily in the office:

Winston's tried and tested tips on surviving happily in the office:
1. While you can steal a peek at your colleagues' screen, don't be a busybody and comment whatever is on their screen, unless initiated by the colleague.
2. If your colleague buy snacks or cheapo souvenirs from overseas, accept them graciously even if you are faking it.
3. If you are leaving your computer for extended period of time and can't be bothered to lock your screen, at least show your desktop or email programme and not face-palm sites like Facebook or travel sites researching for your next holiday.
4. If you are eating snake during working hours by watching YouTube videos or playing online games, don't be an idiot and announce to the whole dept by blasting your speakers.
5. Don't compare salary or working hours. Life is unfair, get over it. You win some, you lose some.
6. Make common enemy from other depts amongst your colleagues, great for bonding.