Featured post

Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

1. Porn : there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.   2. Personal porn : you can hav...

Friday, 5 February 2016

Happy 2016 Lunar New Year....meh

Everyone knows I'm a straight talker so I wouldn't bore you with any auspicious greetings this Lunar New Year. So for 2016, I hope everyone will LOSE big time...on your weight; CRY a lot...with tears of joy; and HURT badly...at your belly from laughing too much.


A friendly reminder for those giving out red packets to give out those with monkey motifs first. If not, you would have to wait 12 years later to use them. Similarly, if you are the hoarder, it is time to dig up those retro primates you kept since 2004.  Your impish nephew couldn't care less since he would be more interested in what's inside the monkey than how it looks.

No comments:

Post a Comment